Go ahead and admit it. Barack Obama is a son of a bitch.
And if you are anything like me you hate him. You hate him because he's elitist. You hate him because he's liberal. Shit, maybe you hate him because he's not Hillary which is a fine reason to hate.
Or possibly you hate him for far "darker" reasons. Perhaps there's this "black" cloud hanging over his head. Maybe his "colorful" way of speaking gets under your skin. Well say no more friend, I have just what you're looking for....
REVEREND FUCKING WRIGHT!!!
That's right folks, for an unlimited time only I have a perfect talking point that never gets old (trust me, if not me than Joe Scarborough). And it's multi-faceted at that! Say, for example, you don't like black people, but you also don't like being pegged as an out-of-touch bigot. Well have no fear! Just splash on a couple dozen Rev. Wright references, and you come off as being a concerned and moral citizen and not a prejudiced piece of shit.
Or maybe you don't like the way the primary season unfolded. Just sprinkle a dash of "No, no, no, no...God Damn America!" on your neck and wrist and you are ready for that special date with your favorite undeclared superdelegate. Cause the beauty of Rev. Wright is he works just as well for delusional Democrats as he does for asshole Republicans.
It's the perfect non-conversation piece. Don't like the Iraq War? Fuck it, did you not hear about Rev. Wright? Lost your home? Shit you know who still has a home? That's Wright! Gas keeps going up? Well Rev. Wright has a secret stockpile in his backyard. He actually runs OPEC which really stands for Old Preacher Eats Children.
So never mind that your government spies on you, lies to you and laughs about it. Never mind that your government tortures people. Never mind that you can't get insurance for that pre-existing condition. All you need to concern yourselves with is the fact that some militant black preacher is still out there on the loose and as decent Americans you need to do your damnedest to weed that fucker out before it's too late. Because after all, that's what truly matters right? (Oops. Forgot about the 'W' that time around. It only happens 28% of the time).