I thought today is as good a day as any to remind us of some lesser known facts about our nominee.
Obama once gave a speech that rendered Newt Gingrich temporarily deaf.
Obama's tears can balance the budget. It's just too bad he never cries.
Of all the people in attendance at his 2004 Dem Convention speech, 72% got laid that night.
More highly important facts after the bump.
One time, an intern tried to edit a piece of legislation that Obama wrote. He lost all feeling in his writing hand for a month.
Obama once debated an opponent to death by slicing him up with his opening remarks. He mended him back together with a rebuttal. And blew him to pieces with his closing.
The Midwest floods are 62% the tears of Republican pollsters who reviewed their latest numbers.
When he flies commercial, he needs to buy 2 tickets. One for him and one for his charisma. And his charisma always completes the crossword in the in flight magazine.
Barry Bonds was not really on steroids. He just had an Obama speech carved into his bat. Major League Baseball is now working on new rules to address this.
What can YOU say about Obama?