The American Family Association has apparently decided to boycott McDonald's for, well, sponsoring an ad during a gay pride parade. You can find out more at http://boycottmcdonalds.com/
But, I have just one question.
Where can I sign up to join the Vast Heterosexual Agenda (VHA)?
Clearly, large friendly associations like the AFA are yearning for the same thing I am - equal rights for heterosexuals, promotion of straight marriage, and so on. Once the heterosexual agenda has infiltrated government to a sufficient degree, they can spring their trap, obliging this country to engage in straight marriages, doing away with that most American of traditions (the gay relationship), and forever shattering the one-parent family which has been with us for so long.
The question is, do they have a Web site where I can become a member? I want to do my part for the revolution.