Dear Diary, Rachel Rox 4Ever! Well, it finally happened! Today Keith wrote an awesome diary (Rec List and a zillion comments!!!!) saying Rachel is getting her own show!!! Rachel is soooo kool. Rachel is soooo much kooler than Pat Buchanan, who looks like a child molester or something. My best friend from 3rd period last year, Tammi, thinks Rachel is soooo Kool too! Tammi has a Rachel ringtone on her awesome wicked new iPhone. It's soooo kool...it's the one where Rachel says Barack is, like, very smart! Rachel is soooo smart too! I heard today that Rachel went to Oxford, which is a kool school for smart people. I think it's in Europe, which is awesome because I love Europe because Europe loves Barack. I heard Rachel became a doctor at Oxford, which is seriously awesome because you can, like, write good prescriptions for yourself and your friends. Anyway it's the funnest thing when you hear Rachel talking about how smart Barack is, and her voice is coming from inside Tammi's awesome hoodie that she got at the kool kool kool Hollister store next to the Chick-fil-a at the mall!
Anyway...Rachel gets her own show! Soooo Kool. I knew this was going to happen today because last night I actually dreamed about me and Rachel and Barack, all together! We were all going to go to an awesome pool party at Tammi's Dad's condo, but the Secret Service were totally freaking because of the restraining order Tammi's step-mom (diary, you remember her, a total Republican tool who looks like that Senator from Texas, Kay something, only younger and with different hair) got against Tammi's Dad. I don't get it, because Tammi's dad is kool in a twisted American Beauty kind of way. Anyway, this day couldn't get any more awesome because I just finished ironing a Rachel Rox 4Ever transfer onto my pillow case and I'm using it for the first time tonight! Now I can dream about Rachel and her awesome awesome awesome self every night! I'm never washing it, even if it gets covered with disgusting sleep drool. Diary, I know this sounds a little, you know, like obsessed--like I'm in luv with Rachel. Well, diary, I am!
P.S. Diary, It's soooo kool that this totally punks Billo. Awesome!!!!!