There once was a maverick "un"
whose veepstakes was really no fun.
He picked Sarah Palin:
"When it comes to Dan Quaylin'
I'm second to Bush 41!"
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There once was a Governor Ridge,
who was kinda pro-choice, just a smidge.
Swore he'd kill Roe v. Wade
but saw his hopes fade
and finally end in the fridge.
There once was a Governor Pawlenty
who seemed like a logical hint-y.
He pulled in his gut
and got a haircut--
did anyone see where he went he?
There once was a general named Powell
whose Iraq presentation went foul.
He said, "Tell your mama,
I'm all for Obama,"
when he turned down the man with the scowl.
There once was a Charlie named Crist
who spent most of his time with his wrist.
He found a costumer
to cover a rumor,
but still couldn't make the short list.
There once was a Romney named Mitt
who sidestepped a big pile of sh--.
He said, "Sure I'm Mormon
and my views are still formin'--
I was pro-life after I was against it!"
There once was a lady from Juneau
who turned down the "Bridge to"--well, you know--
Exec of Alaska,
until McCain asked her
to break the first veep rule, "Harm, do no."
Feel free to contribute! It's literally Limerick heaven....
Alex
Choose Our President 2008