If you feel the need to siphon some of that non-oversight taxpayer cash for those things that you feel are valuable, regardless of what anyone else thinks or would pay for your worthless pile of shit, then register your ineffectual complaint at buymyshitpile.com. At least you will feel good doing it.
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And remember its not what the item is actually worth, what someone might actually pay for it, but rather what you feel your assests are worth thereby what Sec. Paulson should pay you.
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