Just so you know...
- Can't find his keys.
- Does he even have a house in Mississippi? I don't think so.
- All thirteen of his cars are out of gas.
- Couldn't find a single black Republican for the practice debate.
- He insisted on Russian caviar in his contract, not this domestic crap.
- "Exhaustion".
- Friday is Bingo Night!
- Couldn't get enough lobbyists together to form a quorum.
- Nurse Palin forgot to give him his meds.
- John McCain Remembers the Great Depression, the Great Depression was a friend of his, and you financial crisis are no Great Depression!
Update!
We have a black Republican: