Oh, perhaps you are thinking Chuck & Di? That was so LAST century. I have looked into my crystal ball again to see what the future might bring and it showed me a beautiful October wedding of two teenage kids from Alaska whose name will not be mentioned, since they are still underage. Get your invitation below the fold!
Yes, I am making this up out of whole cloth, so therefore, in Repubicanland, it is Gawd's Honest Truth. And take a look at my track record here and here to see how well my crystal ball works.
We all know how Rove works: attack your enemy at its strong point and disguise your biggest weakness as badge of honor. Teen pregnancy? Republicans were against it before they were for it and now they will flaunt and celebrate their support of it.
How? A massive all-out Wedding of the Century at the White House! Hundreds of guests! Black-ties! Black Helicopters! National Guard 21-gun salutes! Puffy white prom wedding dress with a 50 foot coattail train! Media banned (but paparazzi snuck in the back door)!
Why? Because now that they are all for shotgun AK47 weddings as a sign of personal growth, they need to flaunt it in all its glory. They will say "this is what marriage is all about-- PROCREATION!" They can make speeches from the altar about how events like this are protecting American Family Values.
And the media, who hates being banned, will cover it 24 hours a day for two weeks, choking out all other news, finding "BREAKING" details such as the florist used and the flavor of the cake.
And as the sparkling apple cider fountain bubbles, all that America has stood for will slowly go down the drain.