I think this really might be "Breaking". Please be gentle.
We are our own worse enemies.
No, really. The Navy's playing chicken with itself and had a little "whoopsie" in the Hormuz.
It's just a "what-the-fuck?" kind of thing. Man, can you imagine what the parts are gonna cost? Do those suckers have insurance? Look at that, you're safer on US Air than in the Navy's hands. I'll bet those two captains are two of the most bummed out guys on Earth right now. They aren't going to be able to get Geico to cover them for a bicycle.
Breitbart
"A US Navy submarine and a US amphibious vessel collided in the Strait of Hormuz on Friday slightly injuring 15 sailors and creating a fuel spill of around 25,000 gallons, the US Navy said.
"The collision between USS Hartford (SSN 768) and USS New Orleans (LPD 18) occurred at approximately 1:00 am local time (2030 GMT on Thursday)," the Bahrain-based Fifth Fleet said."
Reuters
DUBAI (Reuters) - Shipping was not disrupted in the Strait of Hormuz after a nuclear-powered U.S. submarine and another U.S. vessel collided on Friday, the U.S. Navy said.
Reuters
Happy to delete if this is no breaking, has been covered, or just sucks. Let me know.