Hi, and welcome to the first and probably utterly doomed installment of "What's Your Fucking Disaster?"
I'm putting this out there in an effort to collect as many nightmarish scenarios as possible from the hopefully doom-laden Dkos crowd. These hellish visions of annihilation will then be placed in a specially-designed Tokamak reactor and used to generate cheap, coal-free energy; unless of course some catastrophic plasma collapse results from heating the reactor to a degree greater than the internal core temperature of the sun, in which case we are so, very, very, screwed.
In terms of potential disasters facing the planet, we now live in a virtual embarrassment of riches: global warming, famine, drought, genocide, spent nuclear waste perched on earthquake fault zones, global economics racing toward the black hole of history, not to mention rogue asteroids and the release of another Miley Cyrus album. I mean, this is a moveable feast for God's sake.
So if anyone out there is complaining about some supposed dearth of death, they can just shut their whining pie-hole and look around, cuz we are literally wallowing in the springtime of chaos, as far as I can see. Cheer up and put in your twenty cents, since that's probably all you have in your pocket now anyway.
Below, a poll of favored and/or most likely doomsday sagas, arranged in order of doominess, per my biases. Vote early and often, and please folks, try to keep your comments based in fear or hopelessness. Consistency counts.
P.S. No pics of pooties or puppies, unless such images can be tied directly or indirectly to say, the collapse of Wall Street or an early arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.