Here is the letter I wrote to my idol, Michelle Bachmann. The only true person in all of Washington who "gets it."
I sincerely hope you decide to take up arms in your revolution. There is truly nothing more admirable than calling for the people of your district to rise up and attack the government that represents them.
I can't think of anything more empowering to give you the clout to propose armed revolt than winning your congressional election by 3% against some guy no one's ever heard of in a state that went 10% for the current President. Especially since you won your first congressional race in 2006 by 8%. You have certainly earned the political capital to propose such drastic measures against the government that wants to reach into our pockets and give money to welfare mothers in inner cities to buy crack cocaine and condoms for their many fatherless babies.
It is my hope, Congresswoman, that when your revolution starts you are front and center on your majestic steed, bravely leading Minnesotans into battle against other Minnesotans because of the radically unfair 3% hike on income over $250,000 that will certainly reduce this country to some socialist, fascist, communist dictatorship where blacks steal our guns for drugs, Jews subversively brainwash the masses into believing in evolution using their Hollywood influence, and gays try to teach our children about abortion in FEMA concentration camps.
Keep fighting the good fight!