The gem from Michael Steele found its way into my inbox late last night
Dear Laura,
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Successful campaigns cannot be run from a building in Washington. The strength of our Party comes from people like you who believe in our values and ideals and promote them in their communities.
As one of my first official acts as Chairman, I've commissioned a survey of Republican activists in EVERY state. I want to hear from each of you to understand your thoughts and opinions about our Party and how we can once again be the party of ideas.
That's why I'm asking you to do two very important things for me:
- Please take a moment right now to fill out online the State of the Republican Party Survey for the RNC. I want you to be honest and candid in your answers -- there's no need to sugar-coat your responses after our Party's performances in the last two elections.
The 2nd thing he asked for was $$$$$
And the survey questions do not disappoint:
A recent national poll reported that nearly 25% of Americans want the government to pass more socialism. Do you agree or disagree?
What does "pass more socialism" mean?
Do you oppose so-called "card-check" legislation, which eliminates secret ballot elections during unionization drives and puts workers at risk of intimidation by labor bosses?
I think Joe the Dumbass submitted that one
Should we resist Barack Obama's proposal to spend billions of federal taxpayer dollars to pay "volunteers" who perform his chosen tasks?
Uh...WUT? lol
If Barack Obama tries to gut the USA PATRIOT Act and other important laws that promote the safety and security of all Americans, should Republicans in Congress fight back?
Yes please, save us from that America-hating a-rab!
Have fun folks, be honest with your answers. Let's help our GOP brothers and sisters figure out why they just can't get right