The seemingly never-ending presence of the Meta of the rec list inspired me to write a little song that expresses my frustration with the current state of affairs here on Dkos. Since I have little writing ability and even less musical talent, I am limited to parody. Follow over the fold for my bitter ode to Meta.
(Sung to the Tune of Tenacious D's "The Metal")
Here's a live performance
Since the dawn of Daily Kos, one type of diary has ruled the rec list.
You can't kill the Meta
The Meta will live on
Substance tried to kill the Meta
But it failed, as it was smite to the ground
Pootie Pics tried to kill the Meta
But they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground
Health Care tried to kill the Meta, Ha,hahahahaha
It failed, as it was thrown to the ground
Aargh! yaow! [x2]
No-one can destroy the Meta.
The Meta will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the Meta
We tried to win for why we do not know.
Substance tried to destroy the Meta, but the Meta had its way
Pootie Pics tried to dethrone the Meta, but Meta was in the way
Health Care tried to destroy the Meta, but Meta was much too strong
Reason tried to defile the Meta, but Reason was proven wrong
Yea!
Meta!
It comes from overinflated self-importance.
Good-Bye Cruel World....
Delete my fucking "X", Kos...
Why does everyone demand purity here....
Meta!
P.S. So am I really frustrated with all the meta, or did I just use it as an excuse to post a Tenacious D video? I'll never tell...