Because of recent events, editors at Craig’s List are closely scouring and censoring the "erotic services" ads on their site. To get around this, I've noticed that people are sneaking their sex postings in the other sections
Check out some of the ones I found...
Administrative Assistant Wanted
A small , one man company seeks an petite Asian for light clerical work. Applicant will work from home (my home). Should be familiar with Outlook, Excel and PowerPoint, but most importantly, be willing to do a #2 on my face while I gratify myself .
Teabaggers Meeting For Angry Libertarian Republicans!
Actually we're just looking for self-hating closet-cases who want to be part of a meth fueled orgy. Strangely enough, we found most Libertarian Republicans do fit that description.
Housing Swap!
Ever wanted to see a new city? Interested in swapping residences for a week? Me too. In fact, while we're swapping houses, we might as well swap wives right?
Send me a picture of your house (with a picture of your naked wife) so we can set this up. If your house and wife are approximately the same size, please do not respond to this ad.
Plasma screen TV only $50!
I’m willing to "sell" my "62 inch" Plasma Screen TV for only $50. The only hitch is that when I say "sell" I mean "pay for". Also when I say "62 inch" I really mean "12 inch uncut".. Also when I say "Plasma Screen TV" I really mean "19 year old she-male".
Special Book Club
Come join our special book club. How is it special? Let’s just say it’s a book club with an added wrinkle. What’s the wrinkle? Put it you this way- When was last time you were given a "Dirty Sanchez" while discussing Tolstoy?
Roommate Wanted!
I’m looking for a clean male or female roommate for my two bedroom apartment.. Your bedroom, however, is a not a room in the classical sense- it's more like a medieval sex dungeon.
Also.. your share of the rent will only be $100 per month provided you follow my house rules. The first rule is no smoking ANYWHERE inside the apartment. My second rule you must be willing to be subjected to a humiliating "man shower" provided daily by several local vagrants.