How can you eat seafood
Seafood makes me wanna fuckin wretch
I mean, fish is bad enough. I don't wanna eat anything that spends it's life covered in a thick layer of mucous. Maybe in the form of fishsticks its okay because it's processed to hell so it's indistinguishable as fish.
But then there's crab and lobster. Lobsters look like fucking hideous insects. Insects that live underwater, and people crack them open right when they're looking at them on the table like nothing....then these underwater insect eaters have the gall to look down their nose at savages in other parts of the world who eat beetles and spiders and shit. And crabs....crabs....I find it suspicious that if it's microscopic it's considered a parasitic STD, but if it's as big as a football it's a delicacy and people just can't wait to shove it down their gullet
Look at this....this makes you hungry?:
I'll stick to burgers and bacon, thank you!
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EDIT: And before you ask, I hate PETA
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