(Shamelessly stolen from Zero Hedge)
The Dow passes the 10,000 mark for the first time in a year and everyone is giddy, especially those hard working stiffs on Wall Street.
It was a tough year for the Wall Street bunch. They had to fight hard to get the bailouts they rightly deserved and now they're getting some bad press coverage over compensation they're doling out.
The nerve of those Main Street paupers! Don't they understand how hard it is on Wall Street? You have to get up early in the morning, listen to all those analysts, call your buy-side clients and sell them all the crap you don't believe in. It's the toughest job on earth.
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