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Craig returns with fresh shows for us this week. Tonight's guests are scheduled to be Sherri Shepherd and Alex Dryden.
Yesterday I was a perfect little slug and stayed on my couch all afternoon watching football. I don't usually do this sort of thing. Watching a Sunday afternoon marathon showing of Project Runway or a Cary Grant or Gary Cooper mini-movie-festival is more my style.
So why did I watch?
I think I was riveted by the cool Cincinnati Bengals uniforms.
Aren't the uniforms just awesome?!!
They blow right past gay-aerobics-instructor wear and enter the stratosphere of "wicked cool"! With uniforms like that, they can't help but win. Heck, the uniforms alone let them coast halfway to the goalposts while the other team is hanging their heads and slowly realizing how hopelessly dated they look!
Fortunately, wearing ultra-cool looking uniforms isn't the only way to win. The Jets mopped up the ground with the Raiders, while wearing THE oogliest retro uniforms ever in the history of football.
Those aren't even the right colors!! But they sure have the glow and sparkle of winners, though, don't they?
My favorite part of every game is when they all huddle together. Mmm, mmm, aren't they just delicious in those tiny tight pants! (Now you know the real reason why we women watch football.)
What's up with the orange and white stripes the refs are wearing in Oakland? Is it some mad fashion experiment?
And here's a Raiders fan who's quite enthused about his team.
(And they say scifi fans are weird...)
Since last week was all re-runs of older episodes, here's a clip of Craig pushing his book.
And some Craig Ferguson self-talk: