Howdy! I am pinch hitting tonight for rfall. I think I remember how to do this. It has been a while. Let's see. I usually put up some art of some kind or another. Dali it is.
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I got a new dog a while back. She is a rescue. Apparently one of the student's over at Little Farm Uni didn't have the coin to pay the pet deposit. ($500!? are you shitting me? I shit you not.) It was all of twenty dollars to get a very sweet, very smart little terrier. Somebody said she was part Jack Russel. Ok, that's fine, I don't care one way or the other. She is well trained except for one thing. She is an escape artist. I have worked the fence line trying to figure out where she is getting out, but despite my efforts she manages to wiggle out somewhere or another. At first I went around the neighborhood and found her, now I just go to the porch and whistle. She comes when I call her and all that, but it was a more than a little bothersome to be ready to head out for work and take the girl to school and have to stop down to go hunt for the dog. I am very much against chaining a dog so that option is out. She comes back of her own accord if I don't go hunting for her first, but it is worrisome. I think I'll keep her. Oh yeah she is a hunter, already bagged a big fat rat. Good job girl. No, she didn't leave me any presents on the porch.
Baseball. Somebody please buy my baseball team. Yesterday is not too soon. Tom Hicks had to ask MLB to front them some money this season. The team had to stop buying new practice balls. MLB overruled their offer to their first pick in the draft, kid named Purke. Now, while his decision to attend TCU instead of accepting their offer is admirable on some counts his reasoning is somewhat questionable. God told him to do it. Insert rolling eyes and headslap here. The last time I remember someone telling the world God told him to do something it was concerning guns, bullets and Iraq. Look kid, if you don't like the offer, fine, but let's just keep your beliefs out of the newspapers, but if you do expect to be called on it. Thanks, now go get your shinebox. Oh yeah and this year Hicks renamed the owner's box, the GeorgeWBushsuckonthis box. That's super. It isn't bad enough that he traded Sammy Sosa, now I have a neat reminder of that colossal dumbass. Yeah and to top it all off, if that isn't enough, The Broke Owner has my hockey team in his possession. If it weren't for the NHL salary cap/ minimum budget they would be running out some spares from the beer leagues around here. I wonder if this is the year Mikey Modano retires. Please buy my baseball team, but I am asking you to keep Nolan Ryan around, he actually has his head screwed on straight concerning baseball.
I better get some videos up or risk the wrath of the ventholios.
I thought these guys were kick ass. The Avett Brothers
Did the Tim Meadows bit get posted in here? Did I mention that I have been falling asleep early? The last time I posted a venthole I was so worn out I think I may have written one whole paragraph if you mashed all the bits of words together. After cerveza numero dos I am starting to feel human again tonight. Digging out cattle guards is something of a study in contortion. shut up and post the video
Poor Cubbies and Chicago. It will be several more decades of futility for my team before I can say we approach their long absence from the championship. wait a second...we have one whole win in the postseason...f you cubs! wait your turn! I want to at least GET TO THE PLAYOFFS AND WIN A SERIES then maybe you can win a World Series.
Yeah, right after Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe get into the Hall of Fame. Marlins have already won one and I have an owner that can't buy more plastic hats for the ice cream at the stadium. I blame Karl Rove. It makes me feel better.