Greetings Kossaks! This is my first diary. I am trying to find a way to channel my frustration (and glee) at seeing the face of the GOP, Sarah Palin, every time I turn on my TV. When I decided to look up the actual meaning of the word "Rogue", it came to me... I thought if we could get enough Recs for this that a writer from SNL might flesh this out to its full potential. This is just too funny...
Seth Meyers: Here to talk about her new book 'Going Rogue' is former part-term Alaska Governor Sarah Palin.
(Enter Tina Fey as Sarah Palin)
Tina: Hi Seth!
Seth: Governor Palin, can you tell us about your book?
Tina: Well, Seth. I, as we all know... am a rogue. I've been 'rogue-ing' since before I could walk. I was a rogue on the basketball court.
Seth: I thought you were a barracuda
Tina: I was a ROGUE barracuda Seth.
Seth: ah, ok
Tina: Well, Seth, then I became a rogue co-ed, never fully committing to one college or another. Then a rogue mom, and now a rogue politician and future Commander-in-Chief. Watch out Russia!
Seth: So, you're very rogue
Tina: Yes Seth!
Seth: Well, what exactly is a rogue Governor Palin?
Tina: Well Seth, well... ahhh... someone who takes a stand against porn like PlayBoy and is ready to be tough on Ahmadinejad over there in Iraq. and someone who has spent the hours watching Putin from her porch, looking for the first sign of an invasion. Also, ah, someone who strikes fear in the heart of those polar bears and calls them out for this climate change scam they're perpetratin' on us.
Seth (interrupting): We looked it up for you in the dictionary if you're interested
Tina: Thanks Seth that would really help me out here... Wait the what!?
Seth: Dictionary
Tina: Well I hope that's not one of these shallow liberal media outlets that I have to pray for every night...
Seth: No, ah... it is a book that contains definitions of words
Tina: Ah ok! Well what does it say?
Seth: Ah, well... the first definition is an unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.
Tina: Annnnd just as I thought that is a liberal dictionary Seth. I use an alternate definition of 'rogue' to define me.
Seth: Well here at the alternate definitions
- One who is playfully mischievous; a scamp.
- A wandering beggar; a vagrant.
- A vicious and solitary animal, especially an elephant that has separated itself from its herd.
- An organism, especially a plant, that shows an undesirable variation from a standard.
Tina: Well I am no elephant or plant so these are just outrageous lies. I've already made clear that the dictionary is just another typical media outlet looking to attack me and my family. These Dictionary people, they're afraid... Seth they don't know what a rogue will do!
Seth: You are undoubtedly a rogue Governor Palin. Sarah Palin everyone!