I can't tell you how amusing it's been to watch all of the people in Cincinnati who allowed Glenn Beck to get them all riled up slowly but surely return to life as usual,totally blue-balled by the apocalypse that never came.
Look at all the nooses.
They hung them in a flurry,
anticipating a revolution that never came.
All of those empty-eyed nooses,
they’re winking at us baby;
because we didn’t go crazy
or buy a gun.
The would-be insurgents all feel silly now,
with their stashes of bibles and bottled water.
Were they really going to do it to us?
Were they really going to burn it down?
A revolution staged at Waffle House.
A revolution of riding lawnmowers.
A revolution so efficient,
everyone was home in time to watch C.S.I.