Some hastily gathered facts (which I dedicate to our own Mr. Blades and his stepson)...
"The USA has 76% of the worlds serial killers."
Mike Gallagher IS an AMERICAN (and-don't-you-ever-FUCKING-forget-it).
"California leads in the US with the most serial homicide cases that have occured. Texas, New York, Illinois, and Florida follow shortly behind."
Mike Gallagher WORKS in New York City.
"84% of American serial killers are caucasian."
Mike Gallagher IS a pasty white color that claps on the 1 and the 3 and is in serious need of a tanning bed.
"Men make up at least 90% of the world wide total of serial killers."
Mike Gallagher is alleged to have a penis.
"Out of all the serial killers, 86% are heterosexual.
Mike Gallagher proclaims himself to be a rabid heterosexual.
So, um, Mike...
Radio host Mike Gallagher: "There should be a separate line to scrutinize anybody with the name Abdul or Ahmed or Mohammed."
...the line forms over there...
...near the barking dogs...
...and the angry brown-skinned dude with the taser...
...this should only add another hour or so to your commute.