It is costing the government over 50 thousand dollars a year to house an inmate. It does not stop crime because many return after release. We are doing something wrong and the problem has to be solved. There is a replacement for the ineffective and expensive prison system. But we must return to the wisdom of our forefathers.
An organization calling itself: ASS WHIPPING INC. is lobbying for the license to punish and rehabilitate lawbreakers. Their program is unique and revolutionary. Upon conviction minor criminals will be put into their custody and released after a good ass whipping. Violent offenders would be placed under long term supervision and treated harshly. Which means that they will be ass whipped daily. Detention cells will be unnecessary because each criminal would carry a surgically implanted device. It would send out a signal if any of the rules were broken.
The estimated cost of punishing a criminal under this new program will be only a few hundred dollars a day. This includes the profits of the corporation, salary of the enforcer, and the whip. It would result in the closing of all prisons and a savings of billions. Law abiding citizens would welcome the program because it would result in a major tax decrease.
Parents since the beginning of time have relied on a good ass whipping to punish a disobedient child. A rod was always hanging on the wall in all homes, it reminded the child of what would happen if the law was broken. This wisdom has been passed down for generations because it works. But due to the prison industrial complex there has been a change in the method of treating lawbreakers. They claim that long term incarceration is the best way to treat a criminal and ass whipping is inhumane. But this is a lie put out by an industry that needs inmates to fill its expanding prison building programs. The states waste thousands to house one inmate when a good ass whipping is all that it takes. “Spare the rod and spoil the child” is not just empty words, but believed and used by the writers of the American Constitution. Lets bring back those words of wisdom and empty the prisons

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