You don't know what it's like in our universe. The Federation's Obama administration's gone, the Borg WST is everywhere...
The WST is too serious for the occasional update. we need to live-blog this, with simultaneous voice-over and radio simulcast by an Orson Welles sound-alike.
We need tweets, PM, IM, M&Ms and every other kind of M short of more of their sociopathic political S&M. We need newscrawls, Star Trek "Battlestations!" Red Alerts, RSS feeds, and the Ludovico technique-style forcible attention wrought upon the American people.
We need to stockpile Birkenstocks, tofu, remaindered copies of Das Kapital, Che Guevara T-shirts, George McGovern campaign buttons, back issues of The Nation, and "History of the World Part One" Mighty Joints.
Let's get the word out.