Why the hell did they even invite Jeb? Does the GOP really think there is anybody left who is gonna fall for that for the first time?
This is not a failure to communicate, dude, this is a failure of principals. Trying to trick us into voting for principals that have failed will only lead to more failure, which America can not afford.
Today it was announced that the GOP will fight the label of the "Party Of NO!" by forming a new group called the "National Council for a New America"
So far, Jeb Bush, John McCain, Haley Barbour, Bobby Jindal, Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich have signed on and Sarah Palin and others have been invited. RNC Chairman Michael Steele has not been invited along.
More shit in a guarenteed box below the fold.
Recipe for FAILURE
Ingrediants
- Brother, Worst President of our lifetimes.
- 70 year old Presidential candidate, Recently failed
- Future Presidnetial candidates, certain to fail
- Proven to fail 40 year old ideology
4 cups tepid water
1 box. Tea bags
1 oz. Denial
1 table spoon stupid
1 table spoon crazy
1 pd batshit, diced
1 large crock pot
1 brand new shiny package
1 shrinking tent
1 party size bag, nose pins
1 party size bag, ear plugs
1 party size bag, blindfolds
DO NOT add ideas, as it will ruin the purity of the recipe.
Cooking instructions
Place tepid water in crockpot. Allow water to sit at room temperature. Add brother of failed president, 70 year old failed presidential candidate and both future failed candidates. Let mixture stagnate in tepid water for 100 or so days until done marinating.
Next add batshit, denial, crazy and stupid. Bring temperature up until mixture boils. Then add tea bags. Continue to boil for another year and a half or 3 1/2 years, depending on preference. Do NOT remove tea bags.
Before serving, set up shrinking tent and distribute blindfolds, ear plugs and nose pins. This will enhance enjoyment of the bitter cup you have poured for yourself.
Place in brand new shiny package. Serve with 40 year old failed ideology.
serves up to 26% of population or less, depending on circumstances and recollection of recent history.
What a team of mavericks they have put together, and they are continuously building that team out of the old and dying parts they had lying around in the graveyard from the last few election cycles. It is like the Frankenstein monster of the Republican establishments' dreams.
What was wrong with the old America? Aside from the fact that the Republicans used to be in charge?
I mean, before the GOP started applying their dumb ass failed principles and lack of values.
Okay, a lot, but that isn't our problem right now. The idiots who used to be in charge are still our problem right now, and that is a big problem.
How much losing and FAIL can these guys really take? Hopefully, a lot, and hopefully, at some point they willgive up and finally whig out.
Did the GOP totally miss the pitchfork and torch carrying town people? This is the political bread pudding that used to be yesterdays dinner rolls. We didn't swallow it then and it looks even more unappetizing now.
Have tea baggers lost their sense of taste? They must have lost their sense of smell too, because this stinks to high heaven.
Huh?
Much like Spade and Farley, I can't believe America will fall for this either.
Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, Eric Cantor and Haley Barbour are also fully behind this new group, which is compromised of all the same old faces with all of the same old failed ideas.
Now presenting your recent failure All - Stars!
Lead by Head Coach - Newt Gingrich
Featuring at point guard - John McCain
at shooting guard - Bobby Jindal
at small forward - Mitt Romney
at power forward - Haley Barbour
and at center - the Captain of the team - Jeb Bush
Leaders who will be involved with the National Council will not include anybody from the North East of America, any moderate Republicans or any Democrats at all, but it sure is New, ain't it?
According to Conservative Assrocket Lindsay Graham
The truth is we lost young people because our Republican brand is tainted.
I liked this comment by DrToast
You're wrong, Lindsey
You didn't lose those votes because your brand is tainted. You lost them because your product is tainted.
My sentiments exactly.
GO TEAM FAILURE!