A not too scientific breakdown of the disruptive elements who think volume = truthiness.
100% - Self identify as Republican or Independent who have never voted for a Democrat in their life
100% - Call Hannity "A great American"
100% - Think Glen Beck came from this planet
100% minus 1 - are Caucasian
95% Believe Obama was born in a foreign country, other 5% believe Hawaii was that foreign country.
97% Carry on conversations during a movie
80% Lifetime NRA membership
70% Drive 10 miles an hour below the speedlimit in the left lane (just to be a jerk)
74% Hit up 3 or more buffet-style restaurants in a single day to get a free piece of birthday cake
4% believe in evolution
15% believe man actually landed on the moon
61% has "Jitterbug" cellphone service
3% think "Redeye" is funny (hey, nobody thinks that show is funny)
Jim Caviezel = Yes Willam DaFoe = No
2% Have a Library Card
.02% Have visited a foreign country other than Los Angeles
of male respondents:
81% go to 4 or more NASCAR races in person every year
93% think soccer is for wimps (no, not Weakly Interacting Massive Particles)
81% think you're gay
43% have fallen off the roof of a structure
23% have received head injuries due to an improperly installed garage door mechanism
72% have freezeframed their DVR when Ann Coulter is on Foox for their spank bank; the other 28% can't spell DVR.