From the home office in Muncie, Indiana, here's this week's Top 10. This weeks subject is; Top 10 Best Reason's for Health Care Reform.
- If children and old people can have then I should, too.
- I need to take a few days off of work but can't afford the Dr's note.
- Jesus would want me to have it.
- I just kind of need a colonoscopy.
- Because it'll piss off O'Reilly, Beck, Hannity and "The comedian Rush Limbaugh."
- I'd like to see Steele turn red as rust.
- My child has worms. Wait, sorry, that's my dog. My child has rabies.
- For Christmas I'm getting every one in the family an enema.
- Does it allow me to play doctor with my secretary?
- Gays are sick to death of waiting for equal rights and will need help.
- It'll be fun to see every GOP and Teabagger's head explode at the same time.
#1: So that President Obama can call another Joint Session of Congress after 0 illegal's had been able join the Public Option. President Obama, VP Biden and House Speaker Pelosi can all turn to Joe Wilson and yell, "LIAR".