Yes, I'm calling my representatives about passing real health reform -- so I'm cutting myself some slack here and posting a little snark.
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STING #27 -- THE SETUP
Burly white man, aged about 37, shaved head, check flannel shirt, tool-belt, enters ACORN community assistance office. Talks to Keisha.
MAN: Hi, my name is Joe.
KEISHA: Hi Joe.
JOE: I'm a plumber. Kinda.
KEISHA helps JOE below the fold.
KEISHA: Kinda?
JOE: I'm not actually licensed.
KEISHA (knowingly): Oh yeah.
JOE: So I want to buy the company I work for.
KEISHA: Let me get this form...
JOE: Except I don't have the money.
KEISHA: Can you get the money?
JOE: Maybe. After I pay off back taxes. Bloodsuckers.
KEISHA: I know, baby. Well, we'll try to help. What about this tax thing....?
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STING #71 -- THE SETUP
Gaunt white man, aged about 67, impeccable toupee, crisp navy suit, flag lapel pin, carrying slim leather case, enters community assistance office. Talks to Rhonda.
MAN: Good day. I'm Ted.
RHONDA: Hey. What can we do for ya?
TED: I'm a televangelist........
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STING #103 -- THE SETUP
Three flabby white men, in middle age, balding, all in business suits, enter community assistance office. One addresses Kaici.
MEN: Good morning. You can call us Bill, Tom, and Harry.
KAICI: Okaaaay. What can we do to help?
MEN: We're from... a certain industry. A very PROFITABLE industry.
KAICI: Okaaaay. So why are you here? We have people waiting who really need help.
MEN: Oh, we're not looking for YOUR help. YOU need US.
KAICI: I do?
MEN: Is that acne?