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TV's Craig Ferguson is back tonight from his whirlwind book promotion tour. His expected guests are Chris O'Donnell and Paula Poundstone -- but with Craig you never know what's going to happen. There are also rumors of a new song opening act coming up this week.
The other day I was driving home along the 26 miles of freeway between home and my workplace when a replica of an Easter Island head next to a golf course caught my eye.
An Easter Island head is definitely not something native to these parts. It wasn't there in the morning, and by the next day it was gone. Unfortunately, I did not have a camera to document this curiosity so you'll have to take my word for it that I saw one. It turns out, however, that an Easter Island head is not a singular occurence in my state. There's one near New Berlin, WI.
Here's an example of some of the originals on Easter Island
Then...once you're on the internet looking for something, one thing usually leads to another. So I found a few more heads:
These look to be like hyena or jackal heads. I think they're in India.
Some human heads hanging in a museum in Berlin.
Some more human heads hanging in a museum in Glasgow.
And my favorite:
The annual appearance of the
Crouching Groucho heads on a highway near Seattle, WA.
Now let's get prepared for some Late Late Show hijinks: