How do you explain to your kids that a corporation is a person and is entitled to the right to drown out your voice in our democracy? With this children's book by Dr. Suits!
Corporations Are People Too!
or
How to Explain The Supreme Court’s Derangement to Your Child
by Dr. Suits
On a winter’s day in two thousand ten
A decision was made by five crazy men
Their words were all heard by the little boy, Trent
Who then asked his mother what all of this meant.
"Corporations are people? That seems very odd.
I haven’t met one in my class or schoolyard."
"Do they have arms and legs? Do they like to kick balls?
Do they lick ice cream cones? Do they yell in the halls?"
His mother replied with a shake of her head,
"No they don’t but they’re people, the Justices said."
"Do they like to climb trees? Do they walk? Do they run?
Do they like to breathe air? Do they sing just for fun?"
His mother replied with a face that was red,
"No they don’t but they’re people, the Justices said."
"Do they vote in elections? Or drive a fast car?
Do they give birth to babies? Or wish on a star?"
His mother looked weary and ready for bed,
"No they don’t but they’re people, the Justices said."
"Do they live? Do they die? Or even have souls?
Do they pour lots of milk in their cereal bowls?"
His mother’s heart fell as if weighted by lead,
"No they don’t but they’re people, the Justices said."
Read the conclusion of this parody at PlanetPOV: http://planetpov.com/...