This is one of those titles I'd never thought I'd write
The following excerpts come from Christine O'Donnell, Teabagger candidate for Senate, as highlighted by talkingpointsmemo.com
Christine O'Donnell's Views On Sex And Porn Take Social Conservatism To The Extreme
When a married person uses pornography, or is unfaithful, it compromises not just his (or her) purity, but also compromises the spouse's purity. As a church, we need to teach a higher standard than abstinence. We need to preach a righteous lifestyle.
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The reason that you don't tell [people] that masturbation is the answer to AIDS and all these other problems that come with sex outside of marriage is because again it is not addressing the issue. ... You're just gonna create somebody who is, I was gonna say, toying with his sexuality. Pardon the pun.
Wow! No wonder Sarah Palin endorsed her. They both speak in tongues!
More ZOMGWTF below the fold . . .
Crossposted at The Progressive Electorate.com
Paging George Costanza!
First of all, NEVER google Republican+Porn+Masturbate+Delaware. It took me 5 minutes just to stop barfing a little in my mouth . . . .
Tea Party DE-Sen candidate Christine O'Donnell is challenging the GOP's favored candidate, Rep. Mike Castle. O'Donnell, if she wins the GOP primary, would get trounced by the Dem candidate Chris Coons, so I decided to use teh google to learn about her policy positions.
What I found was this . . .
NOTHING!!!!!
Policy wise, Christine O'Donnell is a carbon copy of the Bush/Cheney Republicans who have NOTHING to offer America, other than forced pregnancy, abstinence only sex education, and all those great policies that made Wall St and our economy what they are today. Her policy platform, in short, would read like this . . .
KEEP THE GUVMINT OUT OF OUR LIVES! (Except when it suits my religious beliefs and can be imposed on others!)
It's time to accept the fact that the GOP in 2010 isn't a serious political party, it's a religious revival for Christian extremists.
Because we all know the best way to help the economy is to destroy the multi-billion dollar a year pornography industry!
And all these problems would just go away if America would just stop masturbating to porn for 5 minutes!!!!!
Now, either way, Democratic Senate candidate Chris Coons is going to need our support to win, whether or not GOP primary voters in Delaware decide to get medieval or not.
To help GRAB A MOP, follow these links . . .
You can visit Chris Coons campaign website by clicking here
You can follow Chris Coons on Facebook and Twitter
And, if you are able to do so, please make a donation to Chris Coons' Senate campaign
And remember, if Chris Coons is elected we will work on JOBS! If Mike Castle is elected we will work on Obama's Waterloo, and if Christine O'Donnell is elected America as a nation will have to stop touching ourselves or else we'll go blind!
Even then, if Christine O'Donnell is running for the Senate with the intention of not jerking us around, I doubt it is a campaign promise she can keep!
Peace and love to all!
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