Weyland-Yutani Corporation wishes to express its deep gratitude to the five members of the United States Supreme Court who today allowed true freedom of speech to blossom in accord with the Constitution of the United States.
The Company wishes to announce that it, in accord with Best Principles and Metrics of business, will be fully participating in United States politics from this time forward.
We, The Board of Directors of The Company, are pleased to announce the immediate purchase of television, radio and internet broadcast sites in every major market, adding hundreds of jobs to local economies.
It is hoped that The Company may soon be in a position to assist more Americans find jobs in construction, broadcasting, pharmaceuticals, special military projects, aerospace and many other fields that have previously been restricted to The Company due to factionalism and narrow-minded regional interests that we no longer see as being a problem.
Again, we thank the five members of the Supreme Court who stand for freedom of speech in this great country.
Sincerely,
The Board of Directors, Weyland-Yutani Corporation