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Look man......didn't Ralph Nader teach you any lessons about what the Democrats need to do? Like.......in 2000? I mean - the parties are the same, dude! Totes!
Ralph Nader, man. He totally taught us a lesson. He was totally a great liberal who was working for liberal causes in 2000...like totally. He wasn't just some egomaniac who liked seeing himself on TV! He cares about liberal stuff. He's not a paranoid nutcase. We should be listening to him! Obama is a right-winger! He sold out! The parties are totally the same and they're all corporations like rich people and like like like super corrupt and warmongers and stuff. Like - my college professor told me all about it and then we smoked some weed
I hope we lose this seat in Massachusetts, man. It'll be a signal to the BIG BOSSES IN DC that we're not gonna take it! Dude! We're gonna have a revolution, man! The Democrats may not have woken up in 2000, but they'll definitely wake up after Coakley loses! Losing is the best way to teach them a lesson. And if they don't learn, well - maybe we don't deserve to fix this country. It's a corrupt one party state anyway, with the Republicrats!!! ha ha ha! republicats!!!
The parties are all the same. This blog, which is focused on electing Democrats, is just part of the corporate machine, man.
Maybe one day Democrats will get it, and we'll have...like...a revolution. And then we can finally make the department of peace and like then we can like sell hemp and stuff. So don't help Coakley, cause like, it's like all about the future and like stopping the corrupt one party system and stuff.
Regards,
The Puppet People
PS: I dropped a cinder block on my head right before I wrote this. It helps me.
UPDATE: It's obvious that the folks who are defending Obama are depressing the Democratic base! STOP DEFENDING OBAMA! START ATTACKING HIM! THIS WILL MAKE THE DEMOCRATIC BASE HAPPY! I LIKE TO EAT ROCKS FROM MY DRIVEWAY! DELICIOUS GRAVEL!!!!!