Comming soon to a tarmac near you; "Don't Care Airlines".
At Don’t Care Airlines, there will be no searches, X-Ray machines, or metal detectors. Nope, none of that stuff. And you’re welcome to bring whatever you want on board, including as much carry-on baggage as you can possibly carry-on at no extra charge.
If you want to smoke crack, hijack the plane, perform a body cavity search on the person next to you, blow up a bomb, or whatever, it’s just fine with us. However, keep in mind that your fellow passengers might also be carrying guns, knives, holy water, crying babies, condoms, or other weapons of destruction, and they might not approve of your activities anymore than you approve of theirs.
But don’t worry, we won’t get involved in your personal squabbles as our motto is; "The last surviving passenger is always right".
Besides avoiding the hassles of pat-downs and showing up at the airport two hours early, all of our tickets are one low price; just $19.99, including first-class seating. That is, if you can take and hold the first-class section for the entire flight...
So give us a try and fly with Don’t Care Airlines, where the destination is always "unknown".