I have an exclusive stack of documents -- about 1000 pages in length -- documenting every cable ever sent or received by the owners and members of DailyKos. Nothing you can do will stop me from releasing this data. Mwahaha! Let's cut the chit chat and get right to the meat of the cables, shall we?
CABLE 1:
To: MARKOS
From: METEOR BLADES
Subject: LUNCH
What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
CABLE 2:
To: METEOR BLADES
From: MARKOS
Subject: RE: LUNCH
Nuking a burrito, you in?
CABLE 3:
To: MARKOS
From: METEOR BLADES
Subject: RE: RE: LUNCH
Sounds good.
What we see above is very damning evidence against this site's administration, detailing the cozy relationship the two branches of DailyKos have with each other. This must be stopped. Read on...
CABLE 4:
To: MARKOS
From: ERRINF
Subject: ACCOUNT DELETION
I respectfully request my account be deleted, or at the very least, suspended so I can no longer access the facilities of this website. Any action would be much appreciated.
CABLE 5:
To: ERRINF
From: METEOR BLADES
Subject: RE: ACCOUNT DELETION
No problem. Best of luck to you.
This is what really happened with the whole ErrinF situation. It's pretty obvious that her infamous GBCW diary was a ruse to get the membership of DailyKos riled up. She certainly made her mark on this site, but it's telling to see what really happened behind the scenes.
CABLE 6:
To: GEORGE SOROS
From: COLORADO IS THE SHIZNIT
Subject: MONTHLY CHECK
Where is my monthly check, dude? I met the diary/comment quota, now hold up your end of the deal before I go over to RedState and annihilate you. Regards.
CABLE 7:
To: COLORADO IS THE SHIZNIT
From: GEORGE SOROS
Subject: RE: MONTHLY CHECK
Many apologizes. I'm running low on funds lately funding all the socialist minority homosexual abortion-performing witchdoctors, but I'll have the check in the mail ASAP. Again, I apologize for the delay, and may blessings rain down upon our Messiah Barack Obama.
George Soros truly is the monster that the right drums him up to be, but not for the reasons they give. I have about 127 pages of messages to and from Soros about late payments for blogging here on DailyKos -- mine included. He's a terrible employer.
CABLE 8:
To: COMMONMASS
From: WEATHERDUDE
Subject: YOU
Good sire, thou sucketh!
CABLE 9:
To: WEATHERDUDE
From: COMMONMASS
Subject: RE: YOU
Well I've never! How dare you, good sir. HOW. DARE. YOU.
You can see that the membership of DailyKos is starting to turn against each other in these heated times, with very strong words thrown around. The above exchange between commonmass and I is just one example I have. I'll release more in the coming days.
I hope this was as eye-opening for you as it was for me. I don't know if I'll ever trust this site again. Bah humbug.