Mid-terms 2010: "Rise of the crazies"
Somewhere in the bowels of Congress, the next Speaker of the House is pulled off his tanning bed by his assistant...
Igor: "Mr. Boehner, Mr. Boehner! They’ve become self-aware. They can sense their own power! Michelle Bachmann wants to run for a leadership position. She and her crazies won’t go back underground! They won’t self-hibernate until the next election!
Boehner: "Well, flood the asylum before they escape. They’ll make the entire party look like a bunch of lunatics!
Igor: It’s too late, my master! They’ve already escaped the asylum. We cut off their supply of tea, we tried flooding the halls of Congress with blasts of real information to scare them away—not talking points sir, REAL information, but they’re impervious to it. They’re bent on taking over the entire party—maybe even the world!
Boehner: We’re doomed!