Dr. Orly Taitz ESQ, birther/lawyer/dentist/realtor/black belt/poet. Below, some selected recent snippings from her virus-infected, bizarre yet fascinating site.
An Orly Reality Show! Why the heck not! Maybe the Real Housewives could wander over to Rancho Kookoobananas and join Orly for cocktails at her cuckholded husband's mansion! By the pool! They'll sip margaritas and then Tamara will start crying about how her dad abandoned her at age 28 and then Orly will remember that time, right after CPAC...
REALITY SHOW
Posted on | March 30, 2010 | No Comments
I got a phone call from a producer who pitched an idea of a reality show, revolving around my campaign and juggling it with the rest of my work and life.
I get a lot of different offers. Some, like Penthouse magazine, is a “no” right away. This one, with the reality show, I am not so sure. Knowing how sold out our media is, I am not sure what can be expected from them. I will keep you apprised.
Orly needs your help! To investigate her enemies: all media, the internet, the government, they are all out to get her. I hope the Housewives are up for a challenge! Gretchen can put on a floppy hat, like she did for the horse races, and help Orly investigate her enemies, and then they'll go out for sushi and squeal at how gross it is.
Orly needs your help. Orly is running for CA Secretary of State. Here is her campaign ask:
CAN YOU HELP WITH WALKING THE PRECINCTS AND INVESTIGATE?
Posted on | March 29, 2010 | 1 Comment
I need volunteers to walk the precincts.
I need campaign managers for specific counties, districts and precincts. If you can help, please e-mail me to both dr_taitz@yahoo.com and orly.taitz@gmail.com. If you don’t get a phone call back from me, assume your e-mail was blocked and I didn’t receive it. Call me at 949-683-5411
I also need help of computer experts, investigators, former FBI agents and police detectives to identify certain people and to trace their transactions and check, who is paying:
- the hackers, who constantly hack my web site and redirect traffic to derail my campaign and my law suits and prevent me from getting donations. This is not a random hacking. I paid for all of the security and protection of the web site, this is a targeted expensive hacking.
- who tampered with my pay-pal and who paid these people.
- who tampered with my car and who paid this person
- who paid all of these media thugs on Wikipedia, blogs and news papers to write garbage about me and refuse to write truthful information
- Who pays this lawyer Scott J Tepper from Malibu to harass me with frivolous complaints
- Who pays this deranged artist to paint a serious of paintings, showing me nude and holding bloody placenta and who sent it to my children
- who is paying to harasss my whole family
- who is paying to scrub info from the Internet, plant disinformation, turn counters and so on
- who paid this thug to make up a song about Orly Taitz which was full of f… words and post it on OC Weekly web site? Were the editors of OC weekly paid to keep this Spencer Kornhaber employed after he repeatedly slandered me and instigated hate crimes against me?
- Is someone paying the MSNBC management to unleash all of these thugs like Olbermann, Maddow, Mathews to derail my election and my law suits and to instigate hate crimes against me and my family?
well, this is for starters, there is more. I really need your help, since law enforcement and the Department of Justice under Eric Holder is absolutely worthless.
Orly wants you to harass the nice lady at the Social Security Administration. The lady wrote to say that she had received Orly's request for information. She politely added, in the letter dated 3/25/10:
"If you have not heard from us in 30 days and wish to check on the status of your request you may call 410-xxx-xxxx"
Orly was not pleased. It was an outrage! If only she had asked Vicki, the mean Housewife, to help! Vicki would walk right up to that Social Security lady and remind her that some people work for a living, and maybe she ought to think about that before she asks a person to wait 30 days before making an inquiry! But Vicki wasn't around, not yet, so instead Orly Unleashed the Hounds of Hell on the poor Social Security lady:
PLEASE CALL THE NUMBER BELOW, DEMAND CRIMINAL PROSECUTION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA FOR FRAUDULENT USE OF SSN 042-68-4425 ISSUED IN CT AS WELL AS OTHER NUMBERS OF DECEASED INDIVIDUALS AND NUMBERS NEVER ASSIGNED.
Posted on | March 30, 2010 | 5 Comments
Oh Orly has Friends in High Places! Make no mistake.
US SENATOR FRED THOMPSON (RET) IS MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK
Posted on | March 31, 2010 | No Comments
[horrible photo of Old Man Thompson redacted]
Unfortunately it's not that Fred Thompson. Shhh, don't tell her!
Dr. Orly Taitz ESQ for California Secretary of State! Orly clearly authored this campaign flyer herself, it's quite a piece of work. One panel:
Dr. Orly Taitz, ESQ is well known around the country as a Constitutional attorney who pursued the cases of massive elections fraud during 2008 Presidential elections, illegitimacy of upcoming Health Bill, and is representing over 200 high ranked members of the military, State Representatives from all over the country and former candidates on the ballot, including Dr. Alan Keyes, former Ambassador to the UN. In 2010 Republican primary Dr. Taitz is facing a former football player Damon Dunn, who has zero background in elections law or electioins, as he never even voted until 2009. Mr. Dunn was a registered Democrat in Florida since 1999 until he registered as a Republican in CA less than a year ago and only 6 months before his official announcement to runs (sic) as a Republican for the position of Secretary of State. That is in violation of CA statute S8001(a)(2), which requires one not to be affiliated with another party for at least 12 months before the announcement of his candidacy. Additionally, Mr. Dunn has violated CEC statutes S18203 and S18500, and committed voter fraud by not disclosing on his voter registration card in CA the fact that he was a registered Democrat in FL.
Dr. Taitz has two doctor's degress. She is a doctor of Jurisprudence and a Doctor of Dental Surgery. Dr. Taitz is the President of the Defend Our Freedoms Foundation and Editor of the OrlyTaitzEsq.com blog, where she writes prolifically on the issues of Constitutional law, politics, economy, constitutional education of our youth. Dr. Taitz is married to her husband of 23 years and a mother to 3 sons, ages 20, 18 and 16. Her oldest son is graduating from an Ivy league university pre-med program next year, her younger sons are in the last years of High School.
What should they call that reality show? Orly is the Meanest Housewife in SoCal, the Kookiest Lawyer in Rancho Kookoobananas, the Kinkiest Dentist in the West, the Best Republican Candidate Ever!