He's got it right!
Ladies and gentlemen, Rand Paul wants to show us what a Libertarian-Republican paradise would look like! Let's give him some assistance, shall we?
Here's how you can help Rand help America!
(freedom-loving tips below!)
If you live anywhere near Rand Paul's house, dump your garbage on the street in front of his house! In fact, if you're a corporation that needs to get rid of anything inconvenient, disgusting, or unhealthy -- head right to Rand Paul's house and dispose of it nearby! Because you know what?...if anyone steps in to help Rand Paul not live near garbage and toxic waste, it will show that they are un-American!
“What I don’t like from the president’s administration is this sort of, ‘I’ll put my boot heel on the throat of BP,’ ” Mr. Paul said, echoing a remark made by Interior Secretary Ken Salazar early on. “I think that sounds really un-American in his criticism of business. I’ve heard nothing from BP about not paying for the spill. And I think it’s part of this sort of blame-game society in the sense that it’s always got to be someone’s fault instead of the fact that sometimes accidents happen.”
And look, if you're a corporation that doesn't WANT to pay to dispose of your waste, OR if something bad happens right near Rand Paul's house because of your decisions -- don't worry! You don't have to pay. Because nobody's gonna make you pay, least of all Mr. Rand Paul. Accidents happen! He will accept all his misfortune, no matter how severe, and be quite philosophical about it, even if it causes him or his family a loss of livelihood, health, or life. Accidents happen! And when the government tries to do anything about those accidents -- either preventing them, or holding businesses accountable -- whether it is through actual misfortune or supposed "negligence" (tch! ...like a BUSINESS would ever be negligent about others' safety, for profits!...IT LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENS!) -- then that government is Socialist-Fascist-UnAmerican.
So people of America!...especially corporations of America!...or really, any corporations from any country around the globe!... HELP RAND PAUL prove his philosophy, personally! He really, really wants to show us how it's done!
Here's how you can help:
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-- Dump garbage and toxic waste in or near his property. Rand Paul promises that he won't sue you! ...That's tort-happy liberalism, and Rand Paul believes that most of the time, things are not anyone's fault! Rand Paul will accept any and all filthy, disgusting sludge you have to get rid of, as long as you promise it's an "accident!" GO FOR IT.
-- If you sell him and his family food, or serve them in a restaurant, give them old, tainted meat! With fecal matter in it! PROVE that the fascist boot heel of the FDA will not limit your freedoms, and his! And again, if or when Rand Paul is deathly ill from food poisoning, he will SMILE and thank you as a fellow patriot!
-- Same with water! Rand Paul deeply resents being made to drink water that is clean due to the socialist boot heel of the government! Can we please help Rand Paul do something about this?! Because ladies and gentlemen, MR. RAND PAUL would rather drink bacteria-and feces- filled water from a private corporation than have some un-American boot heel guarantee his safety! ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. And if Rand Paul or members of his family are made deathly ill by drinking water filled with pig feces, HE WILL NOT COMPLAIN OR SUE. He will smile, knowing that another blow for liberty has been struck! Please help him, however you can!!
-- If you see Rand Paul driving on a public road or highway, consider running him off immediately! He needs to be warned that the GOVERNMENT built these roads, and that he needs to use only privately-owned toll roads! He WILL thank you!
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Ladies and gentlemen, Rand Paul's Libertarian-Republican plan for America is our last great hope!
HOW ELSE CAN WE HELP HIM? Please weigh in below!