So I got this neighbor by the name of Bobby Petrol. We've both got real nice houses with beachfront property on a lake. Now, BP's never around much, he just owns the place, and leases it out to his rich friends.
So, a guy by the name of Thom Transocean moved in. And, well, the neighbors, we all grumbled about him because of this construction project going on over there. Ground just torn up and stuff. Heck, it was like they were diggin' for gold or something.
Anyway, a little over a month ago, this construction company by the name of Halley Burton was hired to tap-off a sewer main, so we hear. The thing blew up and now we got a sewer main gushing into our pristine lake! It reeks to high heaven and ugly and very unhealthy.
Now I've never sued anybody in my life. But unless this trifecta plan on giving me and my neighbors full compensation, I think I'm gonna' sue. Would you?