In a newly released video, cartoon legend Yosemite Sam has announced that he has officially joined the Tea Party.
Transcript for those without video:
Greetings, varmints. Yosemite Sam here. I’m the rootenist, tootenist, shootenist hombre North, South, East aaand west of the Pecos.
Nows I’ma gonna tell ya something that’s got me mad. So mad that my biscuits are burning! And what’s got me mad is president Barack Obam-ie.
Why he’s the Marxiest Marxist whoever Marxst a Marx.
That is why today, I, Yosemite Sam, am officially joining the Tea Party!
(FIRES GUN) Yip, yip YEEHAW!!!
See, The Tea Party’s the only party what speaks my language!
Cause, I hates me the government. I hates them sooo much.
I hates the stupid government roads I drive on. I hates the stupid government firefighters what put out my fires. I hate the stupid government policemen what keep me from making a dishonest living!
Great horny toads! What’s NOT to hate?
So, people of the Inter-webbys, I ask Ye... What do YOU want to ask old Sam?
Leave me a reply in the down yonder comment section, or send me an emailie at Y-SAM@matthewf.net
And I’ll tell ya what I thinks about anything, you darn galoots!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I has me a doctor’s appointment to skeedatle to.
Now where in tarnation did I leave my rackin' frackin' dang blasted Medicare card?!?