Yosemite Sam discusses his relation to the Reverend Terry Jones and International Burn A Koran Day, as well as being inspired by Glenn Beck's restoring of America's honor.
(Transcript below for those without video).
VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:
Greetings, varmints! Yosemite Sam, here. I’m the rootenist tootenist shootenist hombre north south east and west of the Pecos!
And I’m here today on this web cammy to come out in support of my Uncle.
And who’s my Uncle? Why the Reverend Terry Jones!
Yip yip, yee haw! Ya notice the resemblence?
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Now on September 11th, me and my uncle are going to hold International Burn A Koran-ee Day! So, get you some matches and burn a Koran-ee! Cause I can’t think of a better way to commemorate 9/11 than by inflaming Muslim hatred of America!
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And there’s one person me and my uncle want to thank. Personally! And that’s mister Glenn Beck. Cause, I don’t know if you know... but recently Glenn Beck done restored America’s honor! Yee haw! Honor... Restored! And I don’t know about you, but I was feeling a little naked without my honor. And Glenn Beck... he’s a great man! When I was naked, he done clothed me... with honor! And I tell you... now my honor feels nice and smooth and restored and chafe free! Yes, sir! Freedom doesn’t chafe! And these honors don’t run!
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Now I imagine you darn galoots might be asking, how did he restore America's honor? By reclaiming the civil rights movement! Yes, indeedee, finally... finally white men have reclaimed the civil rights movement! Civil rights for whites! Civil rights for whites! Men!
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But let me tell you... the key... the key here, is god. You have to say your prayers ya darn galoots! Because our god is mighty! And our god is American! When Jesus was crucified, he bled red white and blue! And we must stand proud! Stand proud for our beliefs! Our beliefs that our god is the best god. And that we hate Muslims.
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Like our Muslim President Barack Obam-ee And his Muslim preacher the Reverend Jerimiah Wright. That Reverend is the most Muslim Reverend who ever Mussled a Reverend!
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And don’t you dang blasted idgits see? America is depending on us to stop Muslims from building mosques and community centers and basketball courts and swimming pools! Tarnation! Civil rights depends on it! Now if you’ll excuse me... I gotta skeedattle. After we burn the Koran-ees, we’re off to reclaim... the woman’s suffrage movement!