I have finally had it up to here with our capitulationist corporatist so-called Democratic neolibreral triangulating DLC Third Way triangulating Blue Dog conervadem Trojan Horse Neville Chamberlinian President. That's why I'm forming a new party, the "We Welcome Your Hatred Party," to give the American people some of that good old-time populist religion they've been a-thirstin' for.
In 2008, the American people were hungry for someone to tell them who to hate and that's what Barack Obama promised he'd do. But after he fooled everyone in to voting for him, it turned out that his real plan was to give Wall Street and the corporations everything they wanted by being a timid, weak-willed, spineless and supine lackey and/or shill.
Like Jane Hamsher, I think the tea party has a lot of things to admire: they are very angry, very loud, totally uncompromising and they hate, hate HATE President Obama, and that is all really excellent. Unfortunately all of those wonderful qualities are in service of a right wing agenda.
That's where the We Welcome Your Hatred Party comes in. We "Haters" (my proposed nickname for our group) admire real American leftwing populist heroes like William Jennings Bryan, Huey Long and Abby Hoffman.
We aren't afraid to tell people who to hate: corporations, general partnerships, limited liability partnerships, limited liability companies and any other legislatively created and legally recognized business entities.
Come join me in the glorious struggle brother and sister progressives. And to all you Obama stooges reading this: WE WELCOME YOUR HATRED!!!