Can't resist passing this one along, written by a friend and posted on Reddit...
I just went to a really low-grade taqueria and I had a jumbo taco that tasted like paper and salt and had a crapload of sour cream...Ernst & Young is located nearby...
Should I waddle awkwardly over, take the elevator to the top floor, and unleash the Kraken in their bathroom so those money-changers are forced to partake of my filth whenever they need to tinkle? I am the 99%.
Please answer quickly, I'm about to s*&t my pants...