Oh dear lord, how a silly serial philanderer went overboard to appease the insane right wing.
I also pledge to uphold the institution of marriage through personal fidelity to my spouse and respect for the marital bonds of others.
Bwahahahahahahaha
OMG, how bloody idiotic can you get?
Newt the champion of DOMA!
All hail king Newt, past fornications be damned.
Perhaps the original marriage vows didn't give a strong enough hint?
You know especially the "in sickness as in health"
You fucking hypocrite!
This really takes the whole barrel of biscuits
Bwahahahahahaha
;-)