Since I hardly ever post here, I knew nobody would gift me a life-long subscription, and i also knew it seemed worth getting one. But I put it off, and off, and off.
So I just did it, and it took about fifteen seconds. And I didn't even have to put in my full address.
In Buddhism there is the idea of "benefitting self and others." This means to do something that is not only good for yourself, but for others as well. That's how this feels - giving myself a life-long subscription.
So just do it already.