Yes, he's my Brother...not biologically, but the "brotherhood" of black men born in the 40's in the deep south of America. We are the fruit of the tree of affirmative action .
We brothers come from the same southern womb, our life stories are interwoven, our achievments and failures have been well doucumented, our paths, while divergent, have been mostly succesesful, as the vast majority of us have gotten to our 6th decade in pretty good shape. So much so, we're either into or contemplating our next move in a life our forebearers couldn't have dreamed of.
While some of my Brothers are digging in at their chosen craft, others have found themselves in a position sit back and do little, while some of the more energetic are busy reinventing themselves and finding a second life.
That's why I'm writing my brother Clarence with some brotherly suggestions.
What's up Bro !
I know it's a surprise to hear from the family, but it's not like we haven't wanted to be in touch. We understand that you have to try and keep up appearances by not having too much contact with us, lest your patrons think you may be giving us special favors or consideration....
First, I want to thank you for not acting any worse than usual with the new HNIC* BHO. I know how much you've coveted that spot, but it just wasn't to be. ( We could have never let "the man" know, we really like you, without him believing, we like the things you do on his behalf.) I know it's been especially hard with him (BHO) calling you out as the "worst Justice ever," and all. But, you know, he's one of our upstart nephews that came along on our coattails and doesn't spend a lot of time looking back. Actually, some of us think he is the continuation of our hopes and aspirations...but that's another letter.
Back to the family, most of us have "overcome" somewhat. Others were not so lucky. Wars, drugs, alcohol, violence, lack of available medical care and poor life choices have claimed a disproportionate number of us, but for the most part, we're still here.
Some of the Brothers started retiring from their lifes work a few years ago. Many were the first ever college grads in their families (like me and you) and most also being the first high school graduates. Hey,and even some of the cats that didn't manage to get through high school were able to get decent jobs and raise succesful kids.( I know you're not supposed to be a fan of LBJ ,but that guy and his Great Society program really worked for most of us, huh ? ) But, I digress..
Clarence, I've been watching the latest storms surrounding you and must say, " you are one ballsy MF. " If it isn't your old lady tweaking Anita or hanging out with a crowd that wants to literally "hang" our folks again or working for goups that only want to subvert America,just because it won't be "white only" pretty soon and you forgetting to remember to correctly file your taxes or getting paid to speak to groups that take up most of the courts time trying to hurt everyone. And there's lots more, but MAN ! What's REALLY going on ? Is Barrack fuckin w/ your head THAT bad ? You gotta slow your roll Bro. This could ball outta control if you're not careful. Being one of the few Brothers that " can't come home," I suggest you take some preventative measures right away.
Retirement doesn't mean exactly what it used to mean. We're not like PawPaw & Big Mama were at our age. We really ARE the new 50. We get to do things we only dreamed of--whatever that may be. You should join us. It's the only thing that will save what little grace you have left. You could redeem your soul. You could even be rich. (er) ?
There's a sizable portion of the population that love (what you do for them) and they will make you wildly rich and adored if you quit --preferably in a huff--and you can blame it on their hated enemy, THE LEFT. Just think, all that money, freedom to say "fuck you" to any and all that piss you off. I mean, why go through the rest of your life not being able to vent or tell people to kiss your ass, Right ?
Think about all that money and fame Clarence. You will even get some props from a few of the family members that put wealth and fame above principle and loyalty. Maybe you could hook up w/ the Palin woman and do a tour. You know how that crowd gets off on the idea of "ebony & ivory" hey...who knows, she might have some freaky shit going on inside that little brain. heh heh..
Makes us wrong about you Clarence, give our Nephew and the cousins a chance to make a difference for ALL people. Be graceful, be humble, be responsible to our ancestors and resign. Let Barack be the one he was meant to be. We always wanted you to do well, even when we fucked with you as a kid and teenager. But we're grownups now Clarence, with grownup responsibilities. Make Papa proud.
Resign