Today in Phoenix was just like any other after a full moon: the governor shone brightly and the morons basked in the glow.
Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona thinks the Birther Bill she just vetoed, "...is a bridge too far." Pressed for clarification the Governor admitted she hadn't named the bridge, but was confident it would fall down anyway. Local wingnut radio threw open the phone lines to screaming white guys. After 10 calls the it was agreed the bridge should be fenced so America could stand free. A guy from Scottsdale said Democrats were unfair to business and said nasty things about him behind his back. Someone from Phoenix called in as Ronald Reagan on helium. They awarded him a week in Simi Valley, no expenses paid. Local on-line sycophants called for a two lane bridge because everybody knows four lanes are for Socialists. Fox News Phoenix led its newscast with a coyote sighting by a drunk from Mesa. There was no weather.