Citing statistical studies that show that women's smaller brain sizes make it impossible for a woman to make the complex calculations needed to vote, the Republican majority overwhelmingly voted tonight to rescind voting rights for women. Republicans noted that there were further studies that demonstrate that most women have a dyslexia wherein they confuse the letters "d" and "r".
The Republicans said they were also taking away voting rights of bicyclists because "Only idiots would ride a bike instead of driving." and that it was "Unamerican, too French for Wisconsin."
Citing problems with a syndrome they call "Voting while Democratic", the Assembly enacted legislation to make sure voters would think twice before doing so. If a voter intends to vote for the Democrat he will have to hop to the polls. Also he will have to sing the entire National Anthem completely in tune.
Still not satisfied that all cases of potential voter fraud had been prevented, the Assembly added an amendment that elections would no longer be held on a specified Tuesday. Instead, the date would be pulled out of a hat. Republicans would be notified of the new dates, the Democrats would have to guess. Better get hopping.