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TONIGHT'S GUESTS ARE:
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Rampage Jackson
Friday, May 20, 2011
Beginning
Monologue
Tweets and emails
Guest Carrie Fischer
Guest Edward Conton
Ending
If I were to go into all the things I could be venting about, you'd be reading this diary for an hour; I won't impose such torture on my fellow Venthooligans. I'll just say that my horoscope has been very spot-on.
"It is as if a tyrannical universe has carefully selected you for punishment."
Oh really? As if.