Many of you received a donation letter, where there is a lottery for a dinner with Obama:
https://donate.barackobama.com/page/contribute/o2012-dinner-with-barack-em?source=20110620_jb_do&keycode=f93daa5f6e65073b98dfcdfea26ae531580a25a89b4896d124700419b61d5847
Mine was from Joe Biden, here is my response, with apologies to the Onion.
Dear Joe,
When I got your letter about the chance to have lunch with you for $25, I replied right away. Man, I have my fingers crossed. Visiting DC, the nation's capital! Just think, you and I cruising away from the White House in your badass '83 Trans Am. Shit, which Hooter's are we hitting first? I'm gonna bring a Skynyrd tape.
There's only one problem, what to do with that stick-in-the-mud Obama? I mean, he'll drive us nuts deliberating about the wisdom of another round, scaring off the chicks. Did you see the Beer Summit?--dull as reading! Is Clinton available? I'll donate more! If Hillary is in the way, doesn't Kosovo need some pantsuit diplomacy?
If we can't ditch the tag-a-long-in-chief, let's at least prepare. First, I get shotgun! No way I'm giving that up (unless we get Clinton). Can't we organize an extreme makeover for President Mom Jeans? I suggest some sweet, sweet acid wash jeans, We could all wear tee-shirts saying 'Osama, Dead or Alive' with a check mark next to 'Dead'. Get it? Why can't we bask in a little Mission Accomplished? If Obama follows our lead, we just might be able to pull it off.