What if there is a switch in our brains that Bond-like villains can flip with impunity, sending us into spasms of shopping?
Horribly, this is now an American fact of life. Yes - corporate researchers have discovered a circuit in our brains that actuates our shopping. Don't scratch your head too hard, you might find yourself swooning for a $749 Barack Obama bust made of certified range-free Styrofoam.
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